"In the first place it (vaseline) is not slick. In the second case it is greasy and soils underclothing and bedclothing. It is not soluble in water and if used with a condom requires hot water and soap to restore that device to a useful state."
What? Washable condoms? I'll have do do some more research on that. Yikes.
He goes on to say that you can use coldcream, but it is too expensive and not water soluble. My favorite part is the soap recommendation.
"Soap could also be used in a pinch, even with a condom. Thick soapy lather can be used to cover the entire penis before the condom is rolled on. An equal quantity is used to cover the outside of the condom. The vulva can also be given an application of the lather. There may be some discomfort afterward -- a slight burning of the parts due to irritation by the soap.
Did they have non lye soap in the 40's? Because when I think of sexy time, I really want to feel the burn of lye in my lady bits. "Some discomfort" Really? Fiery vagina that feels like it's in hell more than likely, and I'm sure the penis doesn't fare so well either.
Duz does everything including cleaning out the vagina.*
*Only if used in conjuction with a penis.
Condom is optional.
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