According to the good doctor, men should wash their junk everyday. I would have thought that this was just understood, but then again I am not a medical professional.
"Every man should thoroughly was his penis every day with soap and warm water, dry it well with a cloth or absorbent paper, and powder with a good grade of scented talcum." The doctor goes on and on about smegma and I just don't feel like i need to discuss that. It's just too much, even for me. "...does not smell any better than the name sounds and the odor is particularly objectionable to a cultured and sensitive woman."
I don't think I'm projecting much when I suspect that smelly junk is just as offensive to the non-cultured and not-so-sensitive woman. I am pretty sure that objections to funky smells isn't a modern invention. "Oh that smell is coming from your crotch. Yay. Why don't we go have coitus?" Nope. That is not a believable scenario.
The doctor also goes on to say that "the warm, moist incubator underneath a long foreskin develop the germs of venereal disease." Huh. I did not know that doctors thought foreskins bred venereal disease. Thank goodness that we live in modern times and know better.
The more I am reading this sex manual the happier I am that I did not live in 1947...or earlier.
About Me
- Heidi
- Hello. My name is Heidi. I have a neighbor who is constantly giving me odd things. (bedpan planter, Asian art, etc.) When she gave me three sex books, I decided to write about it.
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